http://grasshopper.com – This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”). It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks! Don’t forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker – http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew – http://youtube.com/tgifcali
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely
The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks
Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/grasshopper
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/grasshopper
Contact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com
Duration : 0:2:49
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March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
This > Original
Of …
This > Original
Of course, I’m biased…
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
weak
weak
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
lol a black dork
lol a black dork
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
5 stars for JERKING …
5 stars for JERKING.. Which was done by our CREW TGIF
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
If it is you …
If it is you actually singing, the girl, I just wanna say that I like your voice better than Alicia Key’s. =P
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Great, better than …
Great, better than original
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
the girl annoyed …
the girl annoyed the out of me
but good video none the less
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
this dudes voice is …
this dudes voice is tight, i think its better than the origional too.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
that chick in the …
that chick in the glasses is hot
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
…
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
u were on the news? …
u were on the news??!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
NOW YOU’RE THE NEW …
NOW YOU’RE THE NEW DOOORK !
*stuck in my head*
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Epic win right here.
Epic win right here.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
i love her breasts, …
i love her breasts, oh my
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
I actually like …
I actually like this better than the original.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Love it, they …
Love it, they should all be on the #socialmedianerdlist! @brprmiami
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
who saw andy …
who saw andy samberg yeah he my favorite
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Love this!
Love this!
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
This was awesome! …
This was awesome! Mad skills dude!
Great Sound and Camera!
5****
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
fav dork = phillyd!
fav dork = phillyd!
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
funny but true..use …
funny but true..use the web to make money and stay relevant to the market..boom
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
this is great
this is great
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
I loved the Ashton …
I loved the Ashton Kutcher cover magazine> Follow me!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
usually I am …
usually I am against those guys who see the video, and 1st think they type in is “nice chick youve got there”. But in here that geek-styled girl was really for 10 points.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:28 am
very crazy xP
very crazy xP