THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com

Posted by admin on March 11th, 2010 and filed under entrepreneur | 25 Comments »

http://grasshopper.com – This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”). It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks! Don’t forget to rate, comment and subscribe!

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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker – http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew – http://youtube.com/tgifcali

LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely

The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
CHORUS

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Duration : 0:2:49


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25 Responses

  1. copyhat Says:

    This > Original
    Of …

    This > Original
    Of course, I’m biased…

  2. nubianbelle Says:

    weak
    weak

  3. anonymous18715 Says:

    lol a black dork
    lol a black dork

  4. tgifcali Says:

    5 stars for JERKING …
    5 stars for JERKING.. Which was done by our CREW TGIF

  5. josephrossif Says:

    If it is you …
    If it is you actually singing, the girl, I just wanna say that I like your voice better than Alicia Key’s. =P

  6. ludovica36 Says:

    Great, better than …
    Great, better than original

  7. paintballcraka Says:

    the girl annoyed …
    the girl annoyed the out of me
    but good video none the less

  8. dark7890 Says:

    this dudes voice is …
    this dudes voice is tight, i think its better than the origional too.

  9. 6packrican Says:

    that chick in the …
    that chick in the glasses is hot

  10. smackdown167 Says:


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  11. Sk8terDude3000 Says:

    u were on the news? …
    u were on the news??!!!!!!!

  12. TheKemka Says:

    NOW YOU’RE THE NEW …
    NOW YOU’RE THE NEW DOOORK !

    *stuck in my head*

  13. groovybones Says:

    Epic win right here.
    Epic win right here.

  14. bkakaak47 Says:

    i love her breasts, …
    i love her breasts, oh my

  15. TheOboeNerd Says:

    I actually like …
    I actually like this better than the original.

  16. christopherrenz Says:

    Love it, they …
    Love it, they should all be on the #socialmedianerdlist! @brprmiami

  17. GOODERT Says:

    who saw andy …
    who saw andy samberg yeah he my favorite

  18. dsmyre Says:

    Love this!
    Love this!

  19. Dblogz Says:

    This was awesome! …
    This was awesome! Mad skills dude!
    Great Sound and Camera!
    5****

  20. sanitygrl Says:

    fav dork = phillyd!
    fav dork = phillyd!

  21. Allonyou732 Says:

    funny but true..use …
    funny but true..use the web to make money and stay relevant to the market..boom

  22. TrilogyUntold Says:

    this is great
    this is great

  23. Veverj10 Says:

    I loved the Ashton …
    I loved the Ashton Kutcher cover magazine> Follow me!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  24. S0RREN Says:

    usually I am …
    usually I am against those guys who see the video, and 1st think they type in is “nice chick youve got there”. But in here that geek-styled girl was really for 10 points.

  25. LKSWADY Says:

    very crazy xP
    very crazy xP

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